WHERES THE VIDEO OF SOMEONE TYPING IN ‘BOOB’ AND THEN THE COMPUTER SAYS BOOB OUTLOUD AND ITS REALLY FUNNY??????
squareclocks: kushroom: so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal Slam me in my tender butthole I think I’ve just found my new favorite phrase.
tyleroakley: NAILED IT.
Let's Play Fuck, Marry, Kill!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fuoco-go: gendertier: gendertier: gendertier: i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND???? ???????? okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse. Your adventure is beginning, my friend.
nicolascageholocaust: We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.
mskneesocks: you’re the only one who understands me google
fartgallery: people who study poop are called scatologists but i think they should be called turd nerds
friedpanko: pomo-de-la-puerta: the-yolocaust: incest outcest Shake it all aboutcest do the hokey-pokey and turn yourself aroundcest
orelpuppington: IMPORTANT NEWS: “PIZZA ROLLS” IS THE PERFECT NUMBER OF LETTERS FOR KNUCKLE TATTOOS
should I get paper towns an abundance of katherines or will grayson will grayson?
arcadianambivalence: I love how in The Great Gatsby film, there are actual fireworks going off when Carraway and Gatsby meet. Fireworks. And we all know what a romantic cliché that is…
ronaldreagay: started from the bottom and i’ve managed to get worse
WHAT BOOK SHOULD I GET? IM LOOKING FOR ONE THAT’S NOT A SERIES AND KINDA CUTE AND JUST A FUN READ. SOMETHING LIKE JOHN GREEN? OR AN AUTHOR LIKE HIM IM OPEN TO ANYTHING
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You are good at something, stop lying to yourself. You’re good at breaking down comic book plots, cooking ramen perfectly, making your friends happy, knowing the time without looking at a clock, getting the perfect ending at RPG’s, or figuring out the twist ending to movies. Don’t let society tell you your talents are meaningless because they don’t serve an economical purpose. Your talents...
how to break up w/ a girl
cyberthug13: tell her you are moving to africa, then move to africa. live there for the rest of your life
jonbutter: “we accept the infinite we think we swear in this moment”
peevesies: i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
dekutree: im not even sure if im saying “swag” sarcastically anymore
imagineyouricon: Imagine sitting beside your icon on a 14 hours plane ride
bitcorn: just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
esexist: i just got called a faggot by a group of 6th graders wearing polos
johnfkennedy: ibukl: partybarackisinthehousetonight: if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check A 9,750 FOOT TALL MOUNTAIN IS NOT A VERY CLIMBABLE HILL its climbable if you believe
johnentwlstle: it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to